10. It is advised to keep all contents of rice cereal in your mouth, at all times.
9. Open mouth as wide as possible, and please shut your mouth while swallowing your baby cereal.
8. When your mouth is not shut...a vaccuum effect is created which instantly spurts rice cereal across your chin, please reread suggestion #9.
7. Do not watch, smile, or laugh at your sisters while eating rice cereal...this is never a productive means of meal completion.
6. It is not advised to insert your fist in your mouth while eating baby cereal. When fist is inserted the coating on the fist becomes the same consistency as paper mache, which is about as easy to clean off as glue.
5. Once the fist has been inserted while eating, it is also frowned upon to rub ones eyes, rubbing eyes will result in eyebrows and eyelashes coated in paper mache...please refer to suggestion #6 for more information.
4. Please do not look at your rice cereal as paint for your high chair unless you are willing to clean up the mess yourself, and considering you are not yet holding the spoon...I doubt you can commit to such a task
3. It is NEVER advisable to fill your diaper while eating rice cereal...this makes for messier clean up...and in addition it causes 2 separate face washings in one meal, not fun for Mommy.
2. Use a Bib...we like your clothes, that is why we spent money on them...we don't necessarily like your bib...feel free to ruin "it" as much as you want.
and the #1 suggestion for Riesse While Eating Baby Cereal is.....
NEVER EVER spit, cough, or laugh at you Mommy while she is feeding you your rice cereal...she already uses a different facial moisturizer, Gerber is not her favorite brand.
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